Succession

Season 3, Episode 7

Too Much Birthday

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s03e07 - Too Much Birthday script

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( "Honesty" by Billy Joel playing over speakers )

Sound Tech: That looks good.

( Singing ) ♪ If you search for tenderness ♪
♪ It isn't hard to find ♪
♪ You can have the love you need to live ♪
♪ But if you look for truthfulness ♪
♪ You might just as well be blind ♪
♪ It always seems to be so hard to give ♪
♪ Honesty is such a lonely word ♪
♪ Everyone is so untrue ♪

Yeah, I think we're good. That's good.

( Music stops )

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Pretty good, man.

That means funny, right?

I think good.

And then you're gonna do the...

Your whole, like, thing?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I mean fսck it, right? Just fսck¡ng go nut-nut.

Pure excess, full bore, yeah?

Yeah.

What? No?

No... Yeah, I th... I think.

No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile.

I can... I can accommodate anything.

If I start second guessing, it collapses.

Right. I think that is right.

This is the full fսck¡ng thing. It's gonna be epic.

( Through microphone ) This is the full fսck¡ng thing!

( "Succession" theme music playing )

( Music concludes )

( Sighs )

We're good, right? All makes sense?

Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, this is great work, Rome.

Well, obviously, the main thing is the... organizational cultural thing.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

I think, you know, everyone agrees that GoJo makes sense.

No one needs persuading of that.

Ah, well, kind of regret staying up all night with my assholes then.

No. It's just about, you know, us here who get it, oiling the wheels and making sure there's no friction.

Well, of course. I mean, I would say we can handle the human stuff without too much issue.

That needn't concern us.

That actually comes naturally to some of us.

Which is why I focused on integration benefits and deal detail.

Great. Yeah. I'm just saying, big picture.

Well, big picture is made from small details, so...

Tom Wambsgans: Guys, guys, honestly.

Business lesson.

It's just nerves. You've done really great work.

Let's go and help your dad make the deal.

Yeah. All right.

Nice rally call, Braveheart.

I try, I try.

And you're going tonight?

Ken Fest?

Yeah.

I wouldn't think so.

Uh, if Matsson does, maybe for follow up?

Gonna be pretty horrific.

Your brother in a porta-potty rolling down a hill.

( Chuckles )

I might have to go just to see how bad it is.

Aww, brudders.

fսck you. It's pure rubbernecking.

Okay. What's this?

Shiv Roy: Uh, maybe Mattson's here early?

Or she's gonna give birth to Dad's baby while we chant a Satanic mass.

It's like he's having a midlife crisis, aged 80.

It's fine.

No, it's not, Rome.

He's fսck¡ng an assistant who's 50 years younger than him.

It's not a crisis. That's normal.

It's the opposite of a crisis.

We should all be so fսck¡ng lucky.

Hiya.

Karl Muller: ( Laughing ) That's so funny.

Oh. Okay. Champagne?

Uh, did you do it already? Did you land GoJo already without us, Dad?

We're not celebrating.

Long road ahead.

Lovely long open road. Wind in our hair.

Wind in your hair?

We've had a vibration.

I've been speaking to a contact with connections at DOJ.

Laurie?

Well, we have a number of friends.

And the word is, on the down-low, that they've seen everything now.

They've reviewed, and they're happy with how we're engaging, and they're coming to the view that Kendall overpromised.

And perhaps some men were terribly naughty back in the day, but nothing systemic, nothing sanctioned.

It's going to be a number.

Just a number?

Nothing custodial.

For anyone.

Uh, no prison?

Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so.

Logan Roy: Here's to us!

All: To us!

And... to justice!

All: To justice. Yeah.

( Exhales ) I'll remember.

( Indistinct chatter )

Well, congratulations, Dad. You've done it again.

It's great. ( Chuckles )

Let's just hope you don't do it again, right?

( Chuckles ) No. Lessons learned.

( Gulps ) And here's to Tom!

Uh, long road ahead. No premature celebrations.

Mm-hmm, absolutely. Amen to that!

Top me up, why don't ya?

Take me home, country roads!

Just gonna run to the little boy's room.

Okay. Okay. Enough, enough. No more mooning.

No more backslapping. GoJo! GoJo! GoJo!

( Indistinct chatter )

( Indistinct muttering )

( Knocking on door )

Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh.

Hello.

( Exhales )

Hey, scooch over a little bit, buddy.

Mm-hmm.

( Clicks tongue ) Thank you, Greg.

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

( Screams )

Yeah, fսck yeah!

What? What? ( Pants )

( Tom yells )

What is going on? Wh... Are you okay?

Apologies, Greg, I may have gotten a little carried away.

But I just popped around to say... that no one is going to jail.

Gerri spoke to the DOJ... and the Waystar Two... ( Breathes shakily ) ... are free.

Okay. Is it real?

( Triumphant music playing )

It was good news.

( Grunts )

( Groans )

What are we looking at in terms of, uh, what are the responses looking like?

Uh, I think about 80 percent of your A-list is yeses and 15 percent are maybes.

Okay. Well, maybes are nos, let's not live in a dream world.

But, uh, who's in?

Off the top of my head, it's great. Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David...

Kendall Roy: Nice.

... Anna, Tom, Tory, Jeff, Elon, Lukas, Jennifer and Emma, yeses. Chloe is still a maybe.

And, uh... ( Clicks tongue ) ... and the sibs?

Comfry Pellits: Um, yeah, uh...

Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine.

This is fսck¡ng cool, Comfry. Hey, hey, listen, you have a good time, too, yeah? Like everyone, servers, fսck¡ng... the imagineers, the DJ crew, you know, this is highly egalitarian, like, do your job, but fսck¡ng get your drink on get your buzz on.

There's no boundaries if you're cool.

Mission Control out! sh¡t is about to pop off!

( Guests cheer )

Party!

( Guests laugh )

It's my birthday! fսck you!

( Naomi pierce laughs )

Kendall: Whoo!

( Dramatic music playing )

Hey, hey.

( Quietly ) There might be a problem with GoJo.

Okay. Where's Matsson?

He's sent Sherpas. He's not coming.

Okay.

It's off. Tell these kids to fսck off. Meeting cancelled.

( Scoffs ) Okay, well, what's the downside, Dad?

You know, meet these guys, could read petulant not to?

If he wants to send a nobody...

Well, his CFO and a whole team of, uh, people...

He's going to this fսck¡ng party, isn't he? Huh?

Where is he? Getting his nails done, asshоlе whitened?

I think we might have to court him a little, is the thing.

Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

It's bad fսck¡ng juju to start like this.

Can we not at least talk to the nobodies a little...

No! No. We have other options.

Do we, though? This could be our last chance to avoid the legacy media graveyard.

Frank's reached out to Nan about Pierce.

What? Seriously? We're going after Pierce again?

It's exciting.

Okay. That's it. Everyone back to work.

The deal makes sense. It's a great deal.

But he won't make the deal because he's an arrogant prick.

Fine. Matsson's an asshоlе. fսck¡ng of course he is.

But do we burn our only parachute because of that?

Logan: It's just smart business, Shiv.

I don't wanna pay over the odds. And eventually, the market will make him make the deal.

Unless someone makes a better offer first.

( Chuckles )

Yeah, Dad, this is it. We have a scale issue.

Our streaming platform is for sh¡t.

And... and we have nothing that looks like growth.

This gets us consequentially into streaming, it gets us into sports betting, it gets us into social media.

We have a little window.

Miss this, and we end up being a pilot fish nibbling leftovers from Bezos's fսck¡ng teeth.

Kerry? What was it, that thing you said about Matsson?

He thinks he's a genius.

He's made one good piece of tech. fսck him.

We appreciate your input, Kerry, but "fսck him" is not good tactics.

It is good tactics.

Dad, please, if you don't wanna talk to Matsson, fine, but let me.

Or let me. Or we can both do it.

He's gonna be at the party, right?

You're going?

Mm-hmm.

Can't hurt.

Fine. But don't go in too strong.

This is a black box and I don't want to overpay.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it.

Yeah, I... I'll reorganize my diary. I got it.

Since you're going... you might as well give him this in person.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

What do you think? Do you think he'll like it?

( Classical music playing )

( Camera shutters clicking )

( Crowd chattering )

No, I just... I feel amazing, you know?

My senses are heightened, the air smells sweeter.

And, you know, it's like I can see the poetry and all little mundane things.

Mm-hmm.

It's... I...

I'm gonna get so fսckеd up.

Oh.

( Chuckles ) Okay. Is that okay?

Yeah, you don't need my permission.

Like, how fսckеd up?

Hi, there.

Hi, there.

( Chuckles )

Tom Wambsgans!

Not going to prison.

Wow.

Hi.

We're asking everyone to hand in their coats and phones.

Kendall would like his present to be everyone being present.

Yeah. fսck off. I'm not doing that.

( Chuckles ) Yeah, you're gonna have to tase us.

And your coat? ( Chuckles )

Uh, nuh-uh, I will remain coated, thank you, as is my right.

( Clicks tongue )

So come on. What? What happened?

Ranch stuff.

What, a horse didn't want you to fսck it? What?

He had a fall.

( Chuckles ) Don't say, "had a fall", that sounds like I'm 89. No!

Maxim and I actually got some polling results, we shared a Cognac, and then I slipped doing a little Irish jig.

Roman Roy: Oh. Okay, ranch stuff.

Connor Roy: Yeah.

Roman: Got it. Real cowboy.

Shiv: Oh, my God. This feels disgustingly Kendall.

( Rythmic playing over speakers )

So, where's Tabs? She busy?

Yeah.

Again? Did you kill her?

Yeah.

It's going great, I'll have you know.

She's just a bit boring is all. That's all I'm saying.

Okay. The relationship was fine sexually and you're loving the intimacy and all?

Yes. I love the intimacy.

I love people really getting to know me.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Oh, like you're the fսck¡ng catch of the day.

You're more fսckеd up than I am.

Nurse: Congratulations!

You've just been born into the world of Kendall Roy!

Okay. Immersive theater.

I mean, I could have consulted, but whatever.

Oh, Jesus.

Uh, so if we've just been born, then, uh...

Oh, okay. So I'm inserting myself into my mom's vɑg¡nɑ now?

Wow.

Is that what's happening?

Cold and inhospitable, seems to check out.

I am repeatedly entering my own mother.

Is that... That's not right.

This is my mom's cooch, so you know.

And, uh, you're implying that it's massive, so you might wanna... tighten my mother's vɑg¡nɑ.

Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man, how's it going?

Gregory Hirsch, uh, not going to prison.

( Laughs )

Pleased to meet you!

Look at you all gussied up, you slick little fսck.

Well, thank you. Nice.

Yes.

Uh, feeling good?

Oh, yeah.

Say, have you seen, uh, Comfry?

Ken's PR? With the... the hair always kind of in a... messy...

Tom: Gregory John Hirsch.

You got a crush?

Oh, my God.

What?

She seems like a nice person.

Well, I mean, she's way out of your league, man. I mean, it's like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis.

It's a suicide mission.

Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, Tom.

No, no, no. No, no. This is not a razz.

Greg. She's a goddess.

And you're a... you're a nine-foot Cro-Magnon man.

I mean, you shouldn't even be really thinking about her.

You're gonna put her in a tough spot.

Look, I'm not unaware of the discrepancy in terms of our physical circumstances.

It's a chasm.

Well, I have an initial approach which is...

"You're like a fascinating book I'd like to crack open".

( Laughs )

Okay. Well, how'd... how'd you get Shiv?

She's out of your league.

Oh!

Testy, Greg!

Well?

Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dіck the size of a red sequoia and I fսck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied?

Prove it.

What?

( Hip-hop music playing over speakers )

Shiv: Okay, so where's Matsson?

Roman: Probably standing in a corner somewhere, monitoring his biometrics from his watch.

( Chuckles )

Should we just say hi to Ken really fast?

Just to get it out of the way?

Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry.

Hi.

Where's Ken?

Uh, VIP.

Uh-huh. Okay.

♪ You ain't know she came for the skeet ♪
♪ Got pipe for the cheeks ♪
♪ nіggɑ I'm the life of the beat ♪
♪ fսck that this year gotta eat ♪
♪ B-bounce for the crown ♪
♪ You be hating and I still hold it down... ♪

Today is pretty fսck¡ng iconic.

Naomi: Yeah.

♪ Bruh, man that b¡tch need a pound ♪
♪ Tip, tip, tip bounce out her gown ♪
♪ Hands high to the sound... ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Who... who... who let you guys in?

This is friends only.

Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then?

Beat me by one second.

( Chuckles )

Happy birthday, old man.

Um...

Just to say, I'm only here because I heard this was going to be a five-dimensional catastrophe and I want to watch you crash and burn.

Come here.

Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy.

Man, it's like you feel old.

Are you sure you're only 40? You look like sh¡t.

♪ Man of the bounce, bruh I see girls everywhere... ♪

What? No card? I'm disappointed, because you normally write me such lovely letters.

Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't find one that said both "Happy Birthday" and "Get Well Soon".

Well... I'm glad you came.

It says a lot.

Yeah, it was a ten-minute drive.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Well, give me a hug before you start weeping.

It's good to see you.

Connor: Hi, Kenny. ( Laughs )

Kendall: Holy sh¡t.

Holy sh¡t. Gang's all here?

Yeah.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. Hey, man, what... what... what... what's this? What happened?

Well, little overexcited about a political breakthrough, so...

Okay.

Connor: Yeah.

But what... what's with the coat? You're not staying or...

It's a coat. I like it.

So, what do you think?

It's cool. Can I ask you, did you ask for Mommy's permission for the use of her, uh, squatch?

What? From a copyright perspective?

Well, it's just, you know, call me old-fashioned, but I think you should ask before you construct a giant replica of someone's vɑg¡nɑ. No?

Roman, relax. Yes, you can take it home with you.

Okay. So. Go on, tell us. Who's here?

Who isn't?

Your dad.

Your mom.

Your wife and kids.

Roman: Any real friends.

I mean business folks, yeah. Stewy?

I mean, honestly, we could do with building some bridges.

So, yeah, Lawrence Yee? Lukas Matsson?

Yeah, yeah. They're all here. Somewhere.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, I got something to show you. This way. This way.

Roman: Great.

Connor: Hey, Will.

Willa Ferreyra: Yeah.

Hey, Nay.

Kendall: Nay, I... I... I... I'm gonna show these guys around.

Roman: Hey, uh, I actually got something from, uh, Dad, and myself, I suppose.

What is it?

Roman: Oh, it's, uh, it's your baby teeth and an iTunes gift card.

It's nice. No, it's a... it's a nice thing.

We... we hope you'll like it.

Okay. Let me show you some sh¡t.

Connor: Okay.

So, I consulted with Gladwell and Harari, and Lovelock and Popcorn, and this in here, it's, uh, it's pretty technical, but this is the best we could come up with on the likely directions of society, so a little dry, but... accurate, I would say.

Accurate.

Connor: President.

Roman: Hmm. Not a bad way to go.

Also, we got people in here picturing me jerking off, so who's the real winner?

Oh, man.

What if McCartney tweets this?

This is not... I mean, jokes are all very well and...

Come on, man, I'm breaking through.

Ken, I'm not sure that you're aware, but Conn is polling very close to one percent so...

Roman: One percent?

Kendall: Really?

Congrats.

That's four million people, and it's enough to sway the race.

And I am interested to see who comes crawling first, Merkel, begging for me to save democracy or Soros serenading me from the trees.

Roman: You did, however, actually sh¡t your bag.

Yeah, you know why? Because I took you two fսck¡ng assholes on a camping trip 'cause Dad couldn't be bothered.

That's why!

Kendall: Okay, okay, okay.

And I ate some bad fսck¡ng fish.

Hey, hey, hey.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey.

This is bullshit!

Hey, excuse me, hey, can we... can we take down the crap sack Conner piece, please?

Conn? Conn? Conn?

It's coming down. It's a joke, okay?

Come on, man. Loosen up.

Connor: I'm good.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Lose the coat, yeah?

( Laughs ) Okay.

All right, I gotta circulate. We can check in later.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great.

I'd like that.

It's a great night. I'm happy you're here.

fսck¡ng best birthday ever.

Shiv: Mm-hmm.

Okay. Later.

( Indistinct chatter )

( Music playing loudly )

( Soft piano music playing )

Wow. Wow, wow.

( Loud music resumes )

Hey. Hey, hey.

Hey. Oh, I think there's a line at the treehouse, actually.

Can you fix, please? Thank you.

What's up?

Hey, I'm glad I ran into you.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Right, because I might have to brief the press against you.

Oh. The... the... the whole press?

Yeah. Just Kendall's really going balls-to-the-wall and you know, you're on the other team.

Hmm.

But I'm gonna try to keep it targeted rather than terminal.

Thank you kindly, ma'am. ( Chuckles )

That's... that's very kind of you.

How... how can I possibly repay you?

Party Staff: Hey, Comf?

You're a very fair maiden for... for such activities, uh, for such a kind...

A very evenhanded maiden.

( Indistinct chatter )

You good?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so... so... Dad sent me something for my birthday.

Naomi: Okay?

It's a little Trojan mindfuck.

He's trying to slip a maggot in the candy apple.

He's offering to buy me out of my share in the company.

Okay. Wow. Like, what is that?

In terms of a number?

Two bill. But it's a mind game. He's just... He's worried I'm not gonna let him keep on living rent free up here.

And?

And fսck him.

Right? Maybe I refuse to engage.

Mind game that, mοthеrfսckеr.

Yeah. That's great. But... maybe you do take it.

Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, may... maybe... maybe... maybe I buy you a diamond the size of the Ritz-Carlton and a few illustrious newspapers, the Globe and Mail, the LA Times,

I print a front page of my dad eating dog dіck every day for a year.

( Chuckles softly )

And we're living in Marrakesh and I'm fսck¡ng you and smoking hash and learning how to turn a lathe?

( Kendall speaking indistinctly )

Um, all good.

But do we know where Lukas Matsson is right now?

Shiv and Roman have been asking staff for Matsson's location and inquiring discreetly about a private meeting space. Is that okay?

Okay.

Okay. Uh, can... can the party team get eyes on Matsson and ask him to meet me in the treehouse?

Comfry: Sure.

( Quietly ) Um, can you find Lukas Matsson and tell...

Hey, I have a location.

Oh, great. Let's go!

Yeah.

But don't fսck this, yeah?

Oh, come on.

Easy. No. Upstairs.

Please, where are we going?

( Indistinct chatter )

What the fսck?

Roman: Yeah. I know.

I think a 40-year-old man who rebuilds his childhood treehouse should immediately go on the sеx offender registry.

Hey.

( Shiv chuckles )

Roman: Are you letting me in or what's the deal?

Do you have a rainbow band?

Yes, I'm... I'm... I'm a walking rainbow band.

There he is.

Oh, hey.

Roman: Hey.

Okay.

Roman: This guy's not letting us in.

You done downstairs?

Yeah. We are done.

Hey, Ken, may we please step inside your mental disorder?

Good one. ( Chuckles )

Roman: Thanks.

Okay.

Kendall: Um, sorry.

Roman: What?

That's not possible.

Okay. Why?

( Clicks tongue ) Yeah, well, because the thing is, the treehouse is cool and you're not cool.

Oh, wow, yes. The coolest grown man's treehouse I've seen in quite a while.

( Roman laughs )

Okay. Okay. No, seriously, guys, just come over... come over here for a second. Let's go over here.

Just one second.

Sorry, but, like, so joking aside...

Great jokes.

There is actually a real issue here...

Okay.

... and I need to be discreet because there's a lot of celebrities around and if you guys were in the treehouse, it kinda... kinda wouldn't feel like the treehouse, you know?

( Shiv scoffs )

You're a Nazi lover.

Oh.

And you're a Nazi lover.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm a defender of liberal democracy.

( Chuckles ) Okay.

And this here is made from George Washington's cherry tree, so...

The fսck?

Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da.

Are you actually not gonna let us in?

Or are you just gonna bullshit us a little bit before you let us in?

To see Matsson?

That's why you're here. You're trying to push a deal here.

Shiv: So?

Roman: Who fսck¡ng gives a sh¡t?

Like what's the difference? I just wanna talk to him.

High-quality personal conduct.

Oh.

Really top rank.

What's the difference? I wanna talk to him. So what?

Yeah. And you know what happens if we do talk to him?

Either we strike out and nothing.

Or we succeed, Waystar benefits, and your net worth goes up by several hundred million dollars.

You're welcome.

Right.

Shiv: Yeah.

But I have to weigh that against the consideration that no losers are allowed.

Oh my fսck¡ng God.

Okay, I'm going in. This is fսck¡ng stupid.

Hey, bro, bro.

This is dumb.

Hey, look at him! Oh my God.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Did you see that? I just got moved. Um, all right.

Oh, my God, bro!

No, no, no. No, no, no.

What? What is this?

Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down.

Are you actually gonna what, stop me?

Kendall: You're getting worked up about a treehouse?

Yeah.

You know how ridiculous that is?

( Roman laughs )

Hey, come on in. Wristband him.

Yeah, wristband this guy. Uh, what's his name?

What is his name? Who is he?

No idea.

Good. So good. So good.

See these two?

Don't let these two in, okay?

Yeah.

This is my treehouse.

( Shiv chuckling )

You shouldn't be anywhere near here.

Roman: Mm-hmm.

Shiv: What is happening?

Oh, hey, thanks for the offer, Rome.

Really cool. Great headfuck from you and Dad, thanks.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

What's he talking about? What offer?

Oh, I hope he fսck¡ng dies.

What? Oh, God. That's nothing.

Shiv: What is it?

It's no... It's a... it's a... it's a little move to ease him out of the holding company.

You and Dad?

Well, he can only sell to family, right?

And, yeah, I think Dad put my name on there.

It's housekeeping.

Oh, "I think"?

Roman: It's a name on a piece of paper, Shiv.

It's nothing.

Okay. So can I be the name on the piece of paper?

I can't even do anything with it. It's musical chairs.

I'm sorry. Just, historically, who owns the fսck¡ng company has been of some interest.

Dad and I handled it.

What, you wanna figure out the financing?

"Dad and I handled it"?

Yeah.

Wow. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I love that. It's great.

No, it's just fսck¡ng great. fսck you. fսck this.

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( Indistinct chatter )

( Clapping )

There he is. Lukas Matsson. The Odin of codin'.

My man, my myth, my fսck¡ng monolith. What's up, bro?

How are you?

You having a good time?

Do I look like I'm having a good time?

No, you do not.

I am not.

Still haven't figured out the socials, huh?

Dude, you should get your algo guy to fix your code.

Listen, heads up, my siblings, they're looking for you now.

Well, maybe I need to find an even more exclusive area then.

Like a crawlspace or something.

Kendall: Yeah. Maybe.

Yeah.

They're like emissaries from the Grand Old Duke of Old.

Dad wants to buy you, so he sent his winged dіldо to schmooze.

I shouldn't say anything.

Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive.

But it makes no sense, correct? Amtrak buys Tesla.

I mean, if anything, you should buy him.

You think? Huh. Well, I really appreciate your impartial read.

Yeah.

Uh, Rava wants to say hi.

Sure. Not right now. When I'm ready.

Okay.

Listen, you should stay up here, okay?

So you don't get networked to fսck.

Uh, you need anything? What can I get you?

Privacy, pussy, pasta.

Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, fսck¡ng garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web.

Yo, Reece! Reece, customer for your candy store, man.

He's not a good guy. Enjoy.

Kendall: Yeah, thanks.

Hey.

Hey. They said you were looking for me.

Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

I, uh, I just wanted to say hi before, you know, everyone's too high.

Right.

( Chuckles )

Uh, we... we, uh, might go soon, so...

Well, you can't go. No, no. I'm doing...

I'm doing a whole thing.

Rava Roy: Oh?

And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan.

These... these kids we found that do Wu-Tang covers.

It's... it's better than it sounds. Trust me.

Okay. ( Chuckles )

What? Are you not enjoying it?

Yeah. No, it's... it's a lot of people. It's... it's huge.

Wow. Savage. What you gonna do for yours?

Just Sarah and Orla and some, uh, some pasta Alfredo?

Three glasses of Chablis if you're feeling naughty, and lights out by 11?

That actually sounds really nice to me.

Right.

Mm-hmm.

But listen, um, Gary... You... you know Gary?

Yeah. Yeah. I... I know... I know Gary.

Okay.

Nice little poseable action figure.

Does he have any genitals?

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes.

He does. Mm-hmm.

Gary has, uh, an early start.

Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh for the big meet!

Okay. Uh, thank you. Happy birthday. Um...

Oh, did you, uh, did you get the kids' present?

They've... they've made something for you.

What? No. They made me something?

No, I didn't... that didn't get to me. What... when?

When you arrived, who... who did you give it to?

Rava: Yeah, we... I don't know.

We left it with one of the people.

They said they would give it to you, but...

Fine. Okay. No, I'll... I'll find it.

Yeah.

I'm gonna find it because it'll be logged.

What did it... what did it look like?

Um, like... like a present.

It had... it... it... It had rabbit wrapping paper.

All right. Got it.

Fine, uh...

( Chuckles )

Thank... thanks for coming.

Yeah.

You know, I might be getting out from the firm finally.

So we'll, we should... we'll talk more.

It's great, actually, because maybe, you know, they'll, uh, stop sending their goons to the park to talk to the nanny about how often you lose your temper with the kids.

Sorry. Obviously... obviously that's not... that's not cool.

I'll... I'll... I'll handle it. I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

Uh... on your birthday.

You didn't wanna burst my... burst my birthday bubble?

I didn't.

Well, good job.

Okay.

Okay. Uh, rabbits, rabbit paper.

Rabbits.

Got it.

Give my love to Kevin.

( Sighs )

Gary.

Why didn't that get to me? Can we trace that gift, please?

Priority one.

Yes. Absolutely.

Hey, cool shoes, man. Orthopedics?

( Indistinct chatter )

Are they playing from the approved playlist in the main room?

Because my... my... my thing was all bangers all the time.

Yeah? All bangers all the time.

I... think so.

Yeah?

They're stopping. Let's read the playlist.

Listen, this is nothing. It's... it's... it's nothing, but can we... can we get Connor to lose his coat?

Sure.

Yeah, it's nothing.

He's... he's souring the vibe.

And he's making everyone feel cold. It's not cold, is it?

No. It's at a good level.

Exactly. So let's encourage him to remove his coat, if he wants, loosen this thing up.

Look, it just... it just... it just... it just feels like an asshоlе's birthday party.

And my thing from the very first meeting was that it shouldn't feel like an asshоlе's birthday party.

Yeah.

Hey, Ken.

Hey, Greg! The snitch b¡tch.

You're... Yeah. Well... Uh, I've had too much, uh, can I have one... one moment with you?

I'm about to do my set, so...

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's ride. Um, yeah, I...

I was wondering about something because, uh, I was just about to ask Comfry out and then she said this slightly worrying thing about, um, how... how she might have to do, like, a press brief...

You were gonna ask Comfry out? Comfry, my employee Comfry?

Um, yeah. But... but is that right?

I mean, are you... Do you have to spin against me?

Because I feel like things are kind of slowing down in... in that regard, right?

No. And she's out of your league, bro.

Well, yeah, I... I... I... I don't see it that way.

What if I wanna ask her out?

Uh...

Inappropriate. But no.

It's best you don't, okay?

Too complicated. She works for me.

Clean lines. Church and State, okay?

Okay. I mean, it doesn't... I... I don't think it really matters because, uh, things are...

Well, I said no, Greg.

Sorry?

I said no.

Jesus, dude. Duh!

You're like the world's biggest fսck¡ng parasite.

You're a human tapeworm.

Maybe stop feeding on your own fսck¡ng family, and try sucking some blood elsewhere. Yeah?

( Laughing )

Greg Hirsch: What?

I'm kidding.

Okay.

Kendall: Or am I?

I have... I have...

Are... are you kidding? I...

( Laughs )

I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I?

What's up?

Wow.

fսck¡ng asshоlе, man.

( Screen buzzes )

( Screen buzzes )

( Loud music playing )

( Indistinct chatter )

Look at their faces. So fսck¡ng dour.

It's a festivity.

People are supposed to be festive.

It's fսck¡ng bullshit.

Roman and Dad necking in the catbird seat.

( Inhales sharply )

Did you know anything about this buyout thing?

Why is no one happy? What... what... what is this?

Babe, you're harshing your own mellow, just calm down.

( Loud music playing )

Connor: I mean, that is some substantial rigging.

What do you think that cost?

I don't know, baby.

Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you a complimentary cashmere sweater.

We're handing them out to prestige guests.

I have my coat. I'm fine.

Well, the coat check was supposed to take that, but I'd be happy to.

Respectfully, I don't trust those things.

I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver.

Kendall would really appreciate it if you took the sweater.

What?

Hey, my partner is cold and he'd like to keep his fսck¡ng coat on, okay?

And he's running to be the next President of the United States of America, so maybe you should show him some fսck¡ng respect.

She would not fսck off.

Yeah, she did.

Hi, I had to kill a man for it, but step aside, hombre, let me in.

I'm sorry, sir. I really can't. He said you're not coming in.

Yeah. He was joking. That's my brother, okay?

You can Google it. It's not a...

Sir.

Are you touching me?

This man is groping the guests. You do not have my permission.

You do not have my permission to touch me.

( Loud music playing )

Roman: Hey.

There you are, fսck¡ng hiding from me.

Like a human VPN.

How you doing?

I'm all right.

I'm just, uh, you know, you can fill in the blanks.

No, I hear you. It's fսck¡ng life, right?

It's fսck¡ng exhausting.

I just wanna find a good pussy and get out, you know.

Roman: Uh-huh.

Mission, side mission.

( Laughs ) I hear you, man.

I fսck¡ng love pussy. You see my mom's?

( Laughs ) Yeah.

( Laughs )

You seen my mom's?

( Laughs ) Yeah.

It's not... it's not great.

No, um, sure. I mean, not touching that one.

Um, question.

My old man got a little bit grumpy this morning, but you weren't trying to humiliate him, right? I mean, everyone says, I mean, fսck¡ng everyone says, last big legacy content library, last fսck¡ng super app streaming platform.

We fit obviously, right?

People say we fit.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I do have one question, though.

Yeah, hit me up.

When will your father die?

When will... When will my father die?

Lukas Matsson: Yeah.

Um...

Like, I don't wanna be rude, but... what kinda shape is he in?

We're talking less than a year, or it's more like five years?

Um...

'Cause if it's five, that's... it's a long time.

Uh-huh.

It... it would be better sooner, wouldn't it?

( Laughs )

No, no, no. I know, like, we're... we're laughing here, but you know, that is my dad, so, you know...

Right. Yeah.

Go easy there, chief!

Lukas: No, I... I can tell that it's a bit weird for you.

That's okay.

It's just I... I don't like the idea of a man... hanging over me.

Oh, fսck yeah.

No, I... I can understand. Who the fսck wants that? Yeah.

The guru guy who's fսck¡ng... fսck¡ng bullshit, you know?

Roman: Okay.

'Cause it's... it's not my world, media.

Roman: Yeah.

So...

His death would clear space.

Mm-hmm.

Lukas: With due respect.

Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no.

I know. Um, I mean, like, we're all obviously... hugely looking forward to my father dying, but, um, there... there's another shape to this.

How about you never ever have to speak to him?

I mean, you work out of, uh, Austin, London, Stockholm, Geneva, whatever.

Totally separate corporate identities, and StarGo we burn, obviously.

Yes.

Yes, please.

Okay.

Like burn the codes and fսck¡ng...

( Laughs )

... acid bath those servers!

fսck¡ng we can do that.

We can do that together. Let's do it.

Yeah.

Absolutely. I mean, GoJo full bore.

I mean, our library, our firepower, our relationships for content.

And like good sh¡t, you know what I mean?

Like not fսck¡ng gay moms and wheelchair kids bullshit, like popular actual good sh¡t.

And on the occasion that you need to send up a fսck¡ng smoke signal from Geneva, then that goes through me.

You won't ever, ever have to deal with him.

All right.

Or see him, or talk to him, or hear... nothing.

And you know that StarGo truly, truly is a piece of sh¡t.

It's a piece of sh¡t. I know.

I like to open it just to see how long it takes for the landing page to load.

It is a piece of sh¡t. Hey, why don't we, um...

Why don't we just, like, take a big old piss on our app?

I'm going to open up the app on my phone, and we can stream some piss on our little streaming platform.

How's that sound?

fսck yeah.

Nineteen, twenty...

( Chuckles )

... twenty-one, twenty-two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I can't piss near other men due to... we don't know what reason, but please. ( Clicks tongue )

Go ahead.

Don't mind if I do.

Yeah. Enjoy.

( Groans, laughs )

So, I know GoJo is your baby, and we do not wanna interfere with that at all.

You're the genius.

Damn right I am.

Yep, so bearing that in mind, would you consider meeting with my dad?

Yeah.

And you'd be interested in selling to us maybe?

Yeah, well, if all this is true, then... yeah.

How's Monday?

Monday is great.

And if I were to shake your hand right now, could I go tell my dad that I basically just bought GoJo for him?

( Chuckles ) No.

But you can tell him I'm in the conversation.

fսck¡ng A, I'll take it.

Okay. Take this.

( Chuckles ) Will do.

Are we amazing?

( Chuckles )

I think I might be the best businessman in America.

Hey, check this out. Still fսck¡ng loading.

You piece of sh¡t.

sh¡t.

Roman: fսck you! ( Spits )

( Lukas laughs )

Okay. ( Sighs ) If you wanna put on the harness, you can tuxedo up, step up onto the footrest.

Then we'll strap you in.

You'll have 30 seconds, and the rig will fly you up and into position.

You'll have a three, two, one, and you'll see the green light, okay?

That's the countdown to the intro.

You ready? You ready to crucify Billy Joel?

Yeah, yeah.

( Chuckles ) I'm just kidding. You're gonna be great.

Remember the thing he said about the rig spiraling, so just, like, keep still, yeah? That sounded serious.

Okay. Harness, then Mic.

Ready to rock? You wanna get changed?

Yeah, you know what? Uh...

I don't think I'm gonna do this.

You don't wanna do it?

No, it's... it's... ( Scoffs ) It's bullshit. No.

Because you did say if you don't lean right in, it could come across dumb.

And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, "This is the culmination of my life's journey, to be crucified to save you morons, and..."

I'm not doing it. It's... it's... it's like 15 layers overdetermined master's degree fսck¡ng hokum.

Let's just... let's just pull it. I mean, what... what is it?

It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel?

It doesn't make any fսck¡ng sense.

Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang?

( Clicks tongue ) Ah, fսck. Uh...

I don't know. I don't... You know what? I don't think so.

No? Okay.

Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah.

That's a fսck¡ng relief.

( "Don't Gas Me" by Dizzee Rascal playing over speakers )

♪ Make a turn and dip with the bass on max ♪
♪ Yeah, they heard my sh¡t yeah, they heard my sh¡t ♪
♪ Streaming, no CDs ♪
♪ No burners skipped got the playlist ♪
♪ There I don't burn and rip on the M25 ♪
♪ Yeah, I swerve and slip yeah, I swerve and slip ♪
♪ Took a pop and a car rolled up ♪
♪ And they said, "Swear down" and I said, "Don't gas me" ♪
♪ They said, "Fam, you're a star can I get a quick pic ♪
♪ For the 'gram?" And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪
♪ Messed around one pretty brown ting ♪
♪ Said she love me long time and I said, "Don't gas me" ♪
♪ I went shop and the boss man said ♪
♪ "Don't pay me, it's fine" and I said, "What" ♪
♪ You ain't gotta gas I'm gas, fam... ♪

( Music continues )

Oh, hey.

Hey, Comf, how's it going?

Hey. Good.

Yeah?

Yeah, it's good.

Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe and then that got countermanded and now I'm working on a... jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling that takes 48 hours to move, so...

Okay. ( Chuckles )

( Sighs )

Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas are jokes, but some aren't.

Very weird. Yes, indeed. ( Clears throat )

What?

No, me... No, nothing. Yeah. Ye... Yeah, um...

It's stupid, but earlier, um, before I heard you were gonna orchestrate a smear campaign against me, I... I was actually gonna ask you if you wanted to grab a drink sometime.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, but then, um, Kendall, you know, Ken... Kendall, he said, um...

Comfry: He said what?

He just said maybe not. Clean lines. Church and State.

Wrong time, wrong place. But... but maybe... when... when you're not working for him anymore and trying to destroy my reputation and, and such...

You know, I've spent a week researching where to get lunchboxes from the '80s to serve canapes from?

Like the one he used to take to school.

And then he decided that he didn't want lunchboxes, and so now I have all these He-Man lunchboxes in my apartment, and I have to resell them on eBay, and his office wants receipts.

So if you wanna ask me out, then ask me out.

Do you wanna go out sometime?

Yes.

Great.

Wow. She's... she's really dancing there.

Very... very emancipated.

♪ No burners skipped got the playlist ♪
♪ There I don't burn and rip on the M25... ♪

Do you know what she's taken?

I don't think she's taken anything.

Just getting the demons out, I guess.

Kendall: Hey, you found the gift from my kids?

Um, I don't believe so.

No? Uh-huh. Well, uh... Okay. That's not good.

Uh, will you give us a moment, please?

They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it.

Hey, Ken, it'll... it'll turn up.

Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up if we don't look for it.

Well, I know that.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm just saying.

( Muttering ) Where the fսck is it?

Hey, Ken, take a break.

Would you like my gift?

Yeah. Yes, I would. Yes, I would love that.

Naomi: It's a watch.

Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks.

Thanks, Nay.

I'm, like, really bad at presents. ( Laughs )

It... I like it, all right.

Just... just give it back.

No, I like it. I like it.

No, it's fine. It's fine.

Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh...

Can I see? Is it... is it... is it, um... inscribed, or...

No, it's just a stupid watch.

Okay? I'll get you something else.

Do you, uh... want a blow job?

Hah. No, it's just...

I don't wanna be a dіck, but I... I have a watch, you know, I have my watch.

It's a shitty gift, okay?

I'm... bad.

No, Nay, listen.

Yeah, I'm just trying to get inside your head and figure out why you would give me this gift.

Yeah, it's fine.

It's fine.

Ken?

Hey! Ken, come on.

Ken, come on, seriously, okay? Look...

I'm gonna look for that gift.

Hey, stop.

Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm... Stop, stop, stop.

Just chill!

( Kendall muttering indistinctly )

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

This is so pathetic.

I wish I was...

What?

I wish I was home.

Let's go home.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do you keep asking if I'm okay?

Well, just... I haven't seen you smile in, like six hours.

You don't have to smile to be happy, Greg.

I'm enjoying very much thinking about myself and my own various skills and abilities.

Shall we try the compliment tunnel?

Sure.

It could be nice.

Why are you so happy?

Ooh!

Me?

Yeah.

( Chuckles ) Well, uh, actually, because I, uh, I have met the most wonderful girl in the world.

You're just fantastic.

Yes, I am amazing. Amazing.

I mean, it's possible she's only going out with me due to, you know, rancor or pique.

Complimenter: You're so full of grace.

What's that?

I think he said you're full of grace.

That's a weird thing to say. You being sarcastic?

He being sarcastic?

No, I think it's...

Full of gra... Full of fսck¡ng what? What?

What did you say?

Wait. Tom, To... Easy.

He's just... You're doing the job, right?

And he's had a little cоcɑіnе tonight, so I think he's...

Dude, don't say that. Don't say that.

I'm a public figure who could one day run for high office or lead a Fortune 500. Don't say that.

All right. He's a lovely guy. ( Chuckles )

You're doing great work.

You're so merry.

Well, yeah, it's just...

I don't know. I... I'm excited about my date. I like her.

What can I say? It's exciting.

You're the best.

Greg: Thank you.

Tom: fսck off.

You seem much happier than me, Greg.

I feel happy, I guess. It's not a finite pie, we can both happy.

Uh-huh, sure.

But it's supposed to be me that's happy, and it's you.

How did that happen? Huh?

I took the wrong drսg in the wrong order, and I can't get happy.

Well, can't you just be happy you're free?

No, 'cause you've ruined it.

How have I ruined it?

I don't know. You just have.

( Loud music playing )

Roman: Hey, there she is.

Shiv: Hey.

Roman: Hey.

What are you up to? What's going on?

I heard you were speaking. Did you get to Matsson?

Are you okay? Onlookers reported you having some kind of breakdown.

People were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue.

Yeah, I was dancing.

I heard it looked like a cry for help.

"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure". ( Giggles )

fսck you. You spoke to him?

Uh, yup.

Shiv: And?

You mind if I don't say?

( Laughs ) Are you f... Okay, come on.

All right. Don't worry about it, Shivvy. I'll handle it.

You can go cut a rug.

Rome, seriously, come on.

I am being serious.

I will talk to Dad and see if he wants to loop you in.

He often does like to loop you in.

Rome, just... just fսck¡ng tell me.

This is important, and I might need to finesse.

Oh, you need to finesse?

Yeah.

Thank you. That's kind. How would you finesse something that's done? What, by ruining it?

No, by making sure you don't...

The thing is that Lukas and I have, like, a thing, and I don't see how you fit in.

You know what? If you wanna show off to somebody, maybe do it to somebody who gives a sh¡t.

You're having a very bad day, I know that, what with hearing that you have to continue to share your apartment with the old meat wardrobe, but, you know, try to keep your wig on, yeah?

I'm the one in a functioning relationship.

Sure you are.

I saw you, you know, I saw you sipping Dad's champagne looking like you were sucking a lemon.

I don't drink on workdays...

You don't drink on workdays.

... because I have self-control.

Okay. That's what that is. Okay.

I thought maybe you were thinking about all the dіck you were gonna ride when he was inside?

Oh, my fսck¡ng God.

You know what? No one likes talking about me fսck¡ng guys as much as you do. Do you know that?

Mm-hmm.

Siobhan: Why is that? Is that because you're the COO who can't fսck?

Hmm. ( Clicks tongue ) Mmm.

Did you think Tom was going to jail?

Did you? Did you?

No, I'm happy he's not going to jail.

Oh, I'm sure you are. You look really happy.

Did you think he was, though? Maybe?

He... There was a chance he was going to jail?

Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail?

fսck, maybe I was gonna go to jail.

And because Kendall's... ( Clicks tongue )

... that it was all about you. You thought it was ladies' night and they were playing your song, but guess what?

You were wrong! All the men got together in man club and we decided, sweetheart, everything's fine, so just...

We got it.

You know, he is using you as a messenger boy, but as usual...

Mm-hmm.

... you're too fսck¡ng dumb to see it.

It's difficult. I get it. It's very difficult for you to have to do the dance for Dad because you just suck at dancing.

You're a piece of sh¡t, you know that?

Roman: It turns out he loves it when I do the Daddy dance, but I guess that's because he loves me.

He loves fսck¡ng me, and he just doesn't wanna fսck you anymore.

What are you even talking about? You're so gross.

( Laughs ) Oh, Daddy doesn't love his little carrot top even when she does her little Daddy dance.

Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance.

I fսck¡ng hate you, man.

Oh, sh¡t. Look who it is. It's birthday boy. Hey!

Happy birthday, man.

Enough, yeah?

Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Good night.

Neither of you should be in here.

Oh my God, you're right. Someone call the cops!

Intruders have breached the masturbatorium!

Kendall: You're both full of sh¡t.

And you came here to fսck me behind my back.

And you're ghouls and you're disgusting.

Sorry. Whoops.

Can we get them out?

Roman: Oh, get them out?

Kendall: Can we get them out, please?

Um, it's a little late for that, buddy. I already spoke to Mattson.

Who hates you, by the way, and laughs at you constantly.

Just stop.

Roman: Oh, what? Go easy on birthday boy?

Did you come here to see me at all?

You didn't, did you, Shiv?

Well, look, we haven't been getting along that great lately, so what do you think? Surprised?

GoJo was my idea.

( Laughs )

You stole my idea.

"You stole my idea".

What are you, fսck¡ng six? Dude, you lost. No big deal.

No need to cry about it. You lost.

You like the spying, Shiv? On my daughter?

Oh.

On your niece? You like that?

Okay. Lay off the drսg, Ken.

Roman: It's not a fսck¡ng big deal.

Who gives a sh¡t?

We are spying?

Roman: Yes, of... Oh, come on. Of course we are.

It's a fսck¡ng party game. He's in Dad's sh¡t, so we're up in his, everybody's in the sh¡t.

Don't act like you're fսck¡ng clean.

No, okay. That is disgusting.

It's disgusting? What, you're siding with him now? Traitor?

I'm just saying there's a line, bro.

fսck¡ng Sophie and Iverson? They're kids.

Roman: Oh, there's a line now?

There's a fսck¡ng line now? No line for him, no line for you, but there's a line for me?

You're a bunch of stuck-up cսոts who can't fսck¡ng bear to see me win. That's it. That's all this is.

You're not a real person.

You know that? You're not a real person.

You're not real.

Come on. Why don't you hit me maybe?

Come on.

Come on, shitty Jesus.

You know you want to. Just fսck¡ng hit me. Do it.

"I'm not a real person". fսck you.

All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Have a good birthday, okay, fuckface?

Connor: Hey, what is this?

Oh, sh¡t! Oh, fսck!

( Laughing ) Are you okay? Happy birthday.

Everybody just take it easy, okay?

( Roman laughing )

Take your coat off.

Take your fսck¡ng coat off.

That's enough. That's enough.

Kendall: Take your fսck¡ng coat off!

( Roman giggles )

Like a fսck¡ng eight-year-old.

You're an asshоlе.

It's funny. It's funny. You're gonna laugh at it later.

Let's... let's...

You're gonna wake up in the middle of the night...

Let's go.

... and be like, "That was funny".

To the birthday boy.

( Quiet piano music playing )

Hey, you wanna go someplace else?

Like out, out? Now?

No thanks, honey.

I might be up for a while.

Hey, Dad. I nailed him.

I am the only child you'll ever need.

You can kill the others. Love you.

Hey, you can piss off. I'm gonna walk home.

( Somber music continues )

Hey.

I think the party's over, yeah?

Yeah. Just a party.

Let it fizzle. Come.

( Music continues )

( Music concludes )

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